Short Fiction #2 A Matter of Convenience
Elizabeth, always suspicious of Phillipâ€™s motives, spoke first.
â€œWhy did you do it?â€
His innocent countenance fooled her not.
â€œYou know very well that I detest such unthinking inconsiderateness.â€
â€œBut seriously â€“ what difference does it make?â€ protested Phillip.
â€œAll the difference in the world!â€ she fumed. â€œIn future, leave the toilet seat down!â€