Chocolate as an essential writing tool

I have not read a single book on the craft of writing which has mentioned the benefits of chocolate as a tool essential for writing and writers except one who mentioned it in an interview and only then in passing.

I think there is a niche market there just waiting to be exploited.

Some working titles for books about chocolate and writing:

  • How chocolate can improve your writing (a book for beginners)
  • The age of chocolate (for historical fiction writers)
  • Hand over the chocolate and no-one will get hurt (for crime writers)
  • Zen and the art of eating chocolate while writing your novel (for novelist bikies)
  • The¬† elements of chocolate and your writing style (to help with your grammar)
  • Fiction and the art of choosing chocolate (for fiction writers)
  • Chocolate and inspiration (for religious writers)
  • Dark chocolate (for horror/gothic writers)
  • Choc Wars (for SF writers)
  • Star Choc (for SF television¬† series writers)
  • N.C.I.S. Down Under (N.C.I.S. = No Chocolate Is Safe) (a manual for writers of the proposed television¬† series)
  • Chocbusters (for those writers about debunking the myths about chocolate)

If you have any other suggestions please leave them in the comments section.