Short Fiction #36 Peter

Peter was puzzled.

He was not used to his commands being refused. His sharp, authoritative voice usually brought instant obedience. If that failed – and it rarely did – his glaring eyes and his lowered black eyebrows intimidated to the point of quick compliance. This time it didn’t work. He tried several different commands, his barking voice becoming more and more strident with each attempt.

There was no reaction.

The target of his wrath merely stood there staring with great interest at a beetle scampering across the lawn. Peter, not known for patience, suddenly snapped. He yelled a stream of commands that neighbours two streets away surely heard. The subject of this tirade turned from him and wandered aimlessly across the lawn. Peter stood there dumbfounded. For the first time in his life he experienced defeat. It was a new sensation for him and he didn’t know how to handle this rejection.

Emily came out of the house to see what all the yelling was about.

‘Peter,’ she said softly. ‘It’s no use using your parade ground voice on poor little Butch. Puppies need to be trained to obey commands.’

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Copyright 2007 Trevor W. Hampel

Lurking with books

I love lurking with books.

Let me explain. I am foremost a writer. (Okay – if you’ve read my About page I was sidetracked in teaching for 35 years).

Because I am writer I am also a reader.

Because I am a reader, I love books.

Because I love books, I lurk in bookshops. A lot. Sometimes too much.

Because I spend so much time in bookshops I buy far too many books. I’m going to have to make a few extra bookshelves very soon. (I also love making things with wood.) I am also going to have to earn a great deal more from my writing in order to feed my book addiction. (I recently read on someone’s blog that they had a book “addition” problem. Yeah – I have that too. I’m not sure if it was a typo or deliberate, but I like it.)

Sad News:

I have two pieces of sad news about books:

  1. I have just found out that a major Australian bookshop chain is about to open a new store right here in my home town of Murray Bridge. Previously I had to drive an hour to go to any large bookshop. Now it will be only five minutes away. Poor me.
  2. This morning I checked Darren Rowse’s ProBlogger site. He relates how he spent several hours in a Melbourne bookshop reading about himself in a book. Now, that’s rather funny – and also a little sad. Not sad that he wants to read about himself but sad because I can’t yet do the same. I must keep at this writing game, become moderately famous and then be able to spend time in a bookshop reading about myself. The ultimate ego trip.

New Design for this blog

How do you like the new design of my blog?

My son Simon (The Rhyme of Sim’) does all the maintenance work on my three blogs and he has been playing around with the designs of each of them. We’ve been aware for some time that this blog needed something extra – like the banner photo at the top. We hope you like it. Apart from the design changes, nothing else has changed – still the more articles about blogging and writing will be coming this way. And more of my poetry and short fiction too.

Let me know what you think by leaving a comment.

My other blogs have also had a facelift. Check them out here:

Trevor’s Birding – my blog about Australian birds (with many photos)

Trevor’s Travels – my travels in Australia, Thailand and Nepal.

Poem #28 River Red Gums, Lake Hattah

River Red Gums, Lake Hattah

The tree-lined shore
Is reflected in glass –
Smooth water mirroring gums
In their majestic splendour.

Their twisted branches
Reaching out in all directions
Like praying hands
Supplicating the heavens.

Sunset approaches;
Dark green leaves turn
Burnt orange,
Now golden glow.

The final sun-kissed rays
Splash fairy-floss pink
On kingly brows
Ending their day’s reign.

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Copyright 2007 Trevor W. Hampel.

Submitting poetry or fiction to magazines

Yesterday I wrote about the huge number of poetry and fiction e-zines on the internet. These now number in the thousands and more are being added daily. Before this trend on the internet began there were already many thousands of print magazines that accepted poetry and fiction for possible publication. This creates a dilemma for the writer just starting out.

Where do I send my work?

For the inexperienced this can be daunting task indeed. There is so much to chose from. How do I go about it and how do I decide where to send my precious writing? Let me suggest some simple steps to follow. I acknowledge Graham Catt’s article (click here) for many of these ideas.

How to Submit to E-Zines

  1. Research: do your research first. Find or make a list of e-zines and study the list for potential markets for your writing. Make a short list.
  2. Read: read several issues of the e-zines which interest you. This is relatively easy as most are available free on-line.
  3. Check: the credentials of the editors; are they qualified to be editing a magazine or are they just enthusiasts doing this as a hobby?
  4. Analyse: be really objective about the style of the e-zine. Would you feel comfortable having your writing in that magazine? Does the style match your style of writing? Does it have a particular theme or aim? As a silly example, it is useless sending your lovely poem about a cat to a SF magazine (unless the cat is from an alien world).
  5. Frequency: how often does the magazine appear? It may be hard to have your work accepted if there is only one issue per year.
  6. Guidelines: Before sending off your wonderful writing (which you’ve spent many hours rewriting, editing and checking) the last step is to check the Submission Guidelines. These vary from magazine to magazine. If you can’t find the guidelines on the web site, send an email to the editor requesting a copy. Follow the guidelines carefully; ignoring them is a sure way to have your writing rejected.

Submitting to print magazines:

The process outlined above is largely applicable to print magazines as well. It is harder to find back copies of these online so you may have to raid your local library to read them or even subscribe to a few to get a feel for their style. My local Writers’ Centre also has back copies of a wide range of magazines.

It has been said that if everyone who submits their writing to magazines in Australia subscribed to just three magazines, most editors would be able to pay their contributors. I subscribe to nine that are directly related to writing.