I notice that you’re A procrastination queen – not THE procrastination queen. Just as well – otherwise I’d have to address you as Your Majesty.

Writing while you sleep???? Now – there’s a thought! Wouldn’t it be “luvverly” if you woke up each morning and the writing pixies had been busy all night on your keyboard?? Sure to be nothing but fairy tales though.

Say – there’s another story idea – WHAT IF you wrote a story about pixies writing your story while you slept?? See – I’m full of ideas!

And pleeeeze – do not say I’m off with the pixies! That would be fairy insulting and damaging to my elf-esteem.

(Picks up large jar full of tablets. Looks at clock. Yes – time for my medication.)